Official I May Be Old But I Still Remember When To Say Please And Thank You Shirt

 . You need a Official I May Be Old But I Still Remember When To Say Please And Thank You Shirt pretty sizeable head start and some serious fitness to outrun a bear long enough it decides you're not worth it. Reminds me of the old running shoes joke. Two guys are walking in the woods and spot a bear. The bear starts heading towards them. One guy stops to tie his shoes better; the other yells, “what are you doing man, you’re not going to outrun it like that!” To which the other replies, “i don’t have to outrun it, I only need to outrun you!” Don't have to outrun the bear" is a multipurpose phrase that I use quite a lot. Unless, of course, you can run faster than someone who is with you. Swinging a shovel at a bear climbing below you feels like a video game.

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